In the daily - Mon, May 11, 2026
♫ As the snow flies,
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’,
An overworked dev logs in… “the daily.”
And his mama cries,
‘Cause the build broke down at half past five,
While the scrum master pries… “In the daily.”
People stand around,
Talking ‘bout “alignment” while the deadlines hound,
And the mute bug bites… “In the daily.”
Then the manager says,
“Just a quick roundtable, should be done in ten,”
But an hour goes by… “In the daily.”
As the coffee burns,
And the junior tries to speak but never gets his turn,
Another ticket dies… “In the daily.” ♫
..Blago